Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, known as that dude's house, that dude aquired the cartdirge of a game of Super Mario. The game didn't work though, but being the super duper Mario fan that dude is, he somehow transferred it on to a disc and put it inside the computer so he could play rather than buying another cartdirge. On the disc was a file called "Everyone Dies.exe".
That dude was SHOCKED by this. Never before had he seen such a horrifying title of a file. But being the overly curious guy who just shugs off random things, he shrugs it off and curiously opens the .exe file. At first, the game opened normally, but never playing a Mario game before, he didn't know that things were opening up normally. He was given 3 options on the title screen. Start or Exit. Naturally, he chose start. He was put inside a level he didn't recognize except it looked exactly like the Yoshi's house level, but with a gray backgrund with what looked like sad faces in the clouds that floated in the sky. No music was playing in the background.
He pushed down on the arrow key as hard as he could, and Mario ran as fast as he could, but there was nothing but an endless loop of the Yoshi's house level. He noticed somethng though. Mario started to get slower the more loops he went through and started to get drained of colour and it statred to rain, slowly at first.
Just for a split second and one point, the screen falshed with lightning, the words 'STOP NOW' were in the sky in what looked like blood. Mario's face had turned to face the screen, in black and white, with two empty sockets and an elongateted open mouthed frown.
That dude let out a scream because it was so horrifying. Still curious though, that guy didn't STOP NOW as the message (in blood) told him. Instead he kept running to the right, more loops passing, Mario getting slower, more drained of colour. The rain got heavier and heavier and started to have a red tint to it. The screen flashed again, but the screen was covered in more blood and Mario's face was bigger. The same message was in the sky and the sad faced clods had turned into a demonic grin.
After 2 more loops, Mario slowed down to a halt and the animation of the bone koopas replaced mario's sprite. All that was left was bones on the floor. The sky was bleeding and after one more flash in the sky of litnineng, there was a massive bloody message saying "EVERYONE DIES".
That dude tried pressing every button to get away from the screen, and he couldn't take the cartridge out of his super nintendo. He was super scared by the whole thing though, and he's never been able to play a Mario game since. The end.
Don't take this too seriously ;3 Thanks for reading!
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Story by HappyCatRyan